Netflix’s big New Year whodunit, Fool Me Once, also functions as part ... when she rips the trousers off a bullying coach at an underage football match. Meanwhile, a Scooby Doo-style subplot ...

It’s ironic, then, that the streamer’s latest take on the novelist’s work – which stands at the trashier end of the franchise – is called Fool Me Once. Shame on me for getting my hopes up.

These are words that are familiar to all of us who care about this Football program ... received a lot of hype in the offseason with a new coach and a roster buoyed by a transfer portal overhaul.