I’m not going to even attempt to discern why Netflix stakes claim to SpongeBob SquarePants spinoff movies like this new one, ...

I would be thrilled to report that I loved “Plankton: The Movie,” a “SpongeBob SquarePants” spinoff film. I'd love to say that it is the cinematic hit of the spring. Alas, I cannot.

We have SpongeBob ... Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket to discover that his computer wife, Karen, has turned the place into a thriving chic restaurant. Disliking the change for not being evil ...

Sheldon Plankton is the tiny, one-eyed villain from SpongeBob SquarePants with evil plans for world domination, most of which rely on stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula from Mr Krabs.