To all of you nerds and geeks who like me have been unfairly and inaccurately labeled dorks, only to then exhaustively explain the differences among the three to a more-than-skeptical offender, I say: ...

* Illustration: Olivier Kugler * As an indifferently dressed white guy who counts Joss Whedon, musical theater, and March Madness among his interests, I don't think I can call myself a true, ...